February 2012
8 posts
Episode 14: Happy Birthday, Margot Burgess
--------: 12:46 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: What's up
LouisTheCat: hi rick
LouisTheCat: haaaaaaaappy caturday
LouisTheCat: lol get it
RickDickens77: No.
LouisTheCat: ok well see its like saturday
LouisTheCat: but instead of sat
RickDickens77: I was kidding, I get it.
LouisTheCat: pretty funny right
LouisTheCat: i made it up
RickDickens77: i know a whole Internet's worth of people who might argue with that
LouisTheCat: which part
RickDickens77: both.
LouisTheCat: rude
--------: 1:23 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: what
LouisTheCat: why are you at work today anyway
RickDickens77: Remember what happened earlier this week?
LouisTheCat: go on
RickDickens77: When you freaked out and I had to come home.
LouisTheCat: can you be more specific
RickDickens77: The incident with the toilet.
LouisTheCat: refresh my memory
RickDickens77: Lou. You flooded my bathroom. Do you seriously not remember this?
LouisTheCat: oh that
LouisTheCat: sure i remember that
LouisTheCat: what i dont remember is thanking you for rescuing sgt mcfuzzies
LouisTheCat: and mr beaniebutt
LouisTheCat: and happy carrot
LouisTheCat: and mrs beaniebutt
LouisTheCat: so thank you rick
LouisTheCat: though i cant seem to find any of them now
RickDickens77: I'm sure they'll turn up. Anyway
RickDickens77: To deal with the half-inch of water running down my hall
RickDickens77: I had to make another trade with my boss to come in to work on the weekend.
LouisTheCat: really
LouisTheCat: you should work on your bargaining skills rick
LouisTheCat: or let me do it
LouisTheCat: i could have that guy asking you to go home
RickDickens77: I don't doubt it.
LouisTheCat: so when will you be back
RickDickens77: Hopefully in the next couple of hours.
--------: 2:49 PM
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: Lou, what the hell just happened
LouisTheCat: rick you gotta see this man
LouisTheCat: there are police cars and fire trucks in the street
RickDickens77: So I've heard, the neighbor just called
LouisTheCat: oh yeah which one
RickDickens77: Funny enough, it was Mr. Burgess, from the house across the street
RickDickens77: The one with all of the emergency vehicles in front of it
LouisTheCat: what a coincidence
LouisTheCat: so how is he anyway
LouisTheCat: we never hang out
LouisTheCat: nice guy
LouisTheCat: weird dog though
RickDickens77: He's angry, Lou. I think you know why.
LouisTheCat: the sirens probably
LouisTheCat: very annoying
RickDickens77: No, he seems pretty upset about his daughter's birthday party being ruined
LouisTheCat: oh no what happened
RickDickens77: You know what happened! You were there!
LouisTheCat: no no i must have left before that
LouisTheCat: everything was pretty awesome when i was there
RickDickens77: Not from what I heard.
LouisTheCat: hmmmm
LouisTheCat: no pretty sure it was great
LouisTheCat: rick they had a pony
LouisTheCat: a pony rick
LouisTheCat: and a petting zoo
LouisTheCat: rick they had a magician
LouisTheCat: super cool rick
RickDickens77: Sounds terrific.
LouisTheCat: oh and cake of course
RickDickens77: Let's start with that pony.
LouisTheCat: dont hire that pony
LouisTheCat: cute but very jumpy
LouisTheCat: he went nuts and busted through their fence
RickDickens77: So I heard.
RickDickens77: Do you think maybe the pony only became jumpy when you attacked it?
LouisTheCat: first of all im not interested in philosophical dead ends
LouisTheCat: second
LouisTheCat: attack is an unfair word
LouisTheCat: i was grooming him
LouisTheCat: its a thing
RickDickens77: Apparently you were hanging upside down from his neck
LouisTheCat: right
RickDickens77: This is grooming?
LouisTheCat: if you do it right it is
LouisTheCat: i am nothing if not thorough
RickDickens77: And the part after that?
LouisTheCat: very thorough
RickDickens77: Moving on: is there anything you need to tell me about the petting zoo?
LouisTheCat: it was wonderful
LouisTheCat: adorable
RickDickens77: And...?
LouisTheCat: thats all
RickDickens77: Are you sure there wasn't an incident, perhaps involving a goat
LouisTheCat: hmmm no i dont remember a goat
LouisTheCat: or a sheep
RickDickens77: I didn't ask you about the sheep yet.
LouisTheCat: well i dont remember one
RickDickens77: And you don't remember opening the gate.
LouisTheCat: nope
RickDickens77: And you don't remember chasing a goat and a sheep out of the pen and into the Burgess house.
LouisTheCat: seems like id remember that
RickDickens77: And you don't remember herding them around the kitchen on a terrified rampage that ended with them both diseappearing through the front door covered in a variety of beverages and dips.
LouisTheCat: if i did remember that
LouisTheCat: which i do not
LouisTheCat: i have to think the screaming people had more to do with that
LouisTheCat: and herding would be the wrong word
LouisTheCat: at the time i was playing just dance on the xbox with the kids
RickDickens77: You can't just go hang out in other peoples' houses, Lou
LouisTheCat: i was made for loooovin lou baaaby
LouisTheCat: lou was made for loooovin meeeee
RickDickens77: So whatever happened after they got into the house is somehow not your fault.
LouisTheCat: were talking about pretty dumb animals here rick
RickDickens77: I'll say.
LouisTheCat: i dont think i like your tone
RickDickens77: Next item on the agenda
RickDickens77: It sounds like maybe we owe a magician and the parents of fifteen children an apology as well.
LouisTheCat: for what
RickDickens77: There was something about a rabbit?
LouisTheCat: i dont see what that has to do with me
RickDickens77: I don't know, all anyone saw was you leaping out of a hat
RickDickens77: followed by the magician cursing like a sailor in three different languages, packing up his things, and storming out
LouisTheCat: woah woah woah
LouisTheCat: i did that man a favor
LouisTheCat: and in fact i think we all learned a powerful lesson about whether bunnies should have chickens as pets
RickDickens77: Wait, what?
LouisTheCat: im just saying that guy isnt blameless here
LouisTheCat: just think how his bunny felt
LouisTheCat: or the chicken i guess
LouisTheCat: yeah
LouisTheCat: mostly the chicken
RickDickens77: I don't understand.
LouisTheCat: maybe dont get into it
RickDickens77: Right. Moving on to the cake.
LouisTheCat: ok hold up
LouisTheCat: i know what youre thinking and the fire trucks werent because of me
RickDickens77: Why don't you explain to me what happened then.
LouisTheCat: so this bald guy set the cake on fire right
RickDickens77: Probably Mr. Burgess. Lighting candles.
LouisTheCat: you know me and candles
RickDickens77: I do.
LouisTheCat: anyway i see this little kid getting waaaaaaay too close
RickDickens77: Probably Margot, blowing them out.
LouisTheCat: and so basically i saved her life
RickDickens77: By screeching and leaping onto her face.
LouisTheCat: hero is as hero does rick
RickDickens77: And what's this about the table getting knocked over
LouisTheCat: ok that was that weird dog
LouisTheCat: thats what im talking about man
LouisTheCat: i save this girl and she starts screaming
LouisTheCat: probably because it just hit her how close she just came to dying
LouisTheCat: and the dog freeeeeeaaaks out
LouisTheCat: plows straight through the table
RickDickens77: And that's when the fire started?
LouisTheCat: i was on my way out at the time
LouisTheCat: didnt want to overstay my welcome
RickDickens77: Of course.
LouisTheCat: politeness is key
LouisTheCat: but yes i heard people yelling fire as i was leaving
LouisTheCat: and frankly im not surprised
LouisTheCat: they had that crinkly paper ribbon everywhere
LouisTheCat: not only a fire hazard but terribly tacky
LouisTheCat: also another thing about that dog
LouisTheCat: it licks itself constantly
LouisTheCat: its disgusting
LouisTheCat: makes a gross noise
LouisTheCat: like a cow with a hair on its tongue
LouisTheCat: or a plunger in a toilet full of peanut butter
LouisTheCat: or you eating noodles
RickDickens77: Okay Lou, I get it.
--------: 3:44 PM
LouisTheCat: so all of this has me thinking
LouisTheCat: what are you planning for my birthday party
RickDickens77: I am locking you in a very small cage.
RickDickens77: Possibly forever.
--------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
LouisTheCat: i was thinking clown
January 2012
68 posts
CMYK Magazine!!!
My work got into the next issue guys!!! I’m going to be published in CMYK Mag!!! Wooooo.
Can you tell i’m excited?! :)
